Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author
tweexcore: Laughing so much. SO good.
Jeffrey Eugenides
Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.
Chuck Klosterman
Boys who don’t read.
Chuck Palahniuk
Boys who can’t read.
Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters)
Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a “phase.”
Charles Dickens
Ninth graders who think they’re going to be authors someday but end up in marketing.
Mark Twain
Liars.
Harper Lee
People that have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was their assigned reading in the ninth grade).
Nick Hornby
Guys who wear skinny jeans and the girls that love them.
Hunter S Thompson
That kid in your philosophy class with the stupid tattoo.
Toni Morrison
Female high-school English professors that only have an undergraduate degree.
Herman Hesse
People that own one straw chair in their house.
Michael Pollan
The girl that just turned vegan to cover up her eating disorder.
Virginia Woolf
Female high-school French teachers that have their master’s degree.
READ THE WHOLE LIST. Oh my god.
LOL I’m reading Woolf atm
