Man with shaved head AND plaited ponytail talking about drugs. I was initially listening to music and reading but when I heard the sentence “sex on MDMA is amazing” I just had to turn the music off and pretend to read. They were actually speaking so loudly that the whole carriage could hear, though..

Guy : “Ya so sex on MDMA is pretty amazing.”
Girl: “nah man i’d never try that like i’ve heard mixed stories about it. like some people say it’s so good that when you have sex after that you’re like well this is shit”
Guy:  ”Sex on weed just never works out. I mean like my BODY is there but mentally i’m in a different place. Like, i’ll be having sex but then in my head i’ll be thinking about philosophy and spirituality  and politics, and, you know, my buddhism”.

We arrive at Berri-UQAM metro station. This reminds the guy of something

Guy: “The last time I was here I was taking the train to my best mate in Canada’s party. It was a pretty stand out night”
Girl: “What happened?”
Guy: “Well basically we rocked up high and like it was 5am and we didn’t realise so like we rang on the bell and no one answered so we barged in and there was a DEAD GUY ON THE FLOOR” 
Girl: “O…M…G”
Guy: “Like yeah we were the first to find him. He had been dead for 4 hours and no one had noticed cos everyone was so stoned that they’d passed out and so we saw this guy next to the wall with sick coming out of his mouth.. no like it was in his mouth.. and like around his head too on the floor. And like the police came and tried to pin it on someone but then they went away and it was fine. But like yeah and then we woke up this guy and he said that he’d seen him just lying there for 3 hours but didn’t think it was anything serious”
Girl: “Oh wow that’s pretty disgusting” (PRETTY DISGUSTING!?!?! IT’S FUCKING AWFUL)
Guy: “Needless to say, I’ve never been to a party at his house again”